Doc: So what you got going on today?
Me: I just don't feel right. It's hard to describe.
Doc: try anyway. What's eating you?
Me: I've got these running buddies you see. They are really getting on my last nerve. I haven't run since Monday morning now.
Doc: So you're irritable? Look. You're going to have to be more specific if you want me to help you.
Me: OK Doc. You ever hear the real story behind that whole pine tar bat thing with George Brett in 83?