Running Log 2012

Monday, January 17, 2011

everybody can relax

My wife has been spun up over the new zodiac signs the past few days. Mostly because she now has that new sign that nobody's ever heard of before. Neither one of us can pronounce it. I suggested we call it the artist formerly known as Prince.

This morning I was informed that we can all relax because this new zodiac shift does not apply to most of us westerners. That's because in the west we use a zodiac called tropical zodiac that follows the seasons, not the stars. And it hasn't changed one iota.

Whew! What a relief. Glad I could be of service to my many readers. Now if only I can figure out how to explain this to the Presbyterians.

3 comments:

  1. Also, it only applies to people born after 2009, us OLD farts are still who we were/are.

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  2. If I have to die, let it be at the hands of the Tropical Zodiac Killer.

    Speaking of Westerners, did I miss your "True Grit" review?

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