kill me now

My wife has decided we are Presbyterian now. Need I say more? We have been going to one of those new wave places run by a former southern Baptist hippie wanna be type fella. Great music. Diverse crowd. Lots of energy. Not much expected of us. I thought it was OK. Sometimes they got a little out of hand and we did slightly anticipate the day we would be asked to handle snakes. Anyway, it all of sudden didn't feel right to the boss and we're off to the church we sort of dabbled at a few years ago. Have you ever been to a Presbyterian church? Well let me explain. Have you ever watched televised golf? I mean without Tiger Woods.