Are you indoors?
- um, no.
Have you moved hundreds of miles from your last location?
- what! have you noticed the gas prices lately?
Is today April 10, 2011?
- Now you're putting me on.
I was permitted to run four miles after this mildly uncomfortable interrogation. I can only hope this is not part of some plot the machines are hatching.
Mine keeps asking me if my name by chance is Moammar. Getting nervous.
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