Maybe I didn't have it plugged into the battery charger right.
Maybe it was giving me the silent treatment in hopes of changing my attitude.
Maybe it's a woman frustrated by twelve years of marriage to a guy who won't listen.
Whatever the reason, the death of my Garmin was wildly exaggerated. It works perfectly now. Locks in on satellites in seconds; even indoors.
Tomorrow morning I will have a nice run of some distance with whatever effort level I can muster. That's if my alarm clock cooperates.
God I love technology.