Here's your tee shirt. You get it for signing up.
I can't wear an extra large. You got a large or a medium?
No. You see it's all part of our judgement free zone. All the shirts are the same size and we don't ask you what size you wear.
Oh. Yes of course.
Later I discovered that the treadmills don't really tell you how fast you're going. They do have numbers on the weights though; metric of course.
Exit question: If you refer to people as "lunk heads", isn't that a form of judgement? Not that I'm judging.